7 eleven jokes

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:

"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.

7-Eleven

8-Eleven

9/11

So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?

"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.

People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!

Me: tries to scan self at Walmart. I can't scan myself, wanna know why?

Alfred: Why?

Me: because I'm worthless... =)

How do you make 7 an even number? Take the "s" out!

In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.