7 eleven jokes

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:

"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.

7-Eleven

8-Eleven

9/11

So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?

"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.

What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?

Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.

Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.

Me: tries to scan self at Walmart. I can't scan myself, wanna know why?

Alfred: Why?

Me: because I'm worthless... =)

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!