7 eleven jokes

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:

"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.

7-Eleven

8-Eleven

9/11

So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?

"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.

The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?

Me: tries to scan self at Walmart. I can't scan myself, wanna know why?

Alfred: Why?

Me: because I'm worthless... =)

How do you make 7 an even number? Take the "s" out!

In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.