urmom

girls are like rocks, the flat one gets skipped

i know ur hairlines pretty bent but ur genders on a different level.

me before: why do bandanas exist they ugly me after seeing ur hairline: oh i seee me giving pro tip: get a bandana LMAO

like if u wana hve sex

what does a shark smoke sea-WEED

how do whales breathe under water they take a deep METH