You jokes
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
OMG, you will give me Discord Nitro and Robux?? Sike, I lied!
Memes
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺
You
You
You're the cow.
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
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Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
Gwen: Bastard, dummy, and is the dang ding one who started this, because of you Gwen I am now bullied! It's not the unknown will it is a lot but mostly you! AND ANNOYING YOU SHALL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU!
Best, Tenya!
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)