You Jokes

What do you call a three-humped camel?

Pregnant.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!

Who deleted my stuff??? Woooow, you racist just because I'm Hispanic?

Every like this gets, I will kill a telemarketer.

Every dislike, I will kill a cute puppy.

Every comment, I will kill your ex bf or gf and send you a PS5.

What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.

What do you call someone with no legs?

Disabled.

Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."

If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.

Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!

I see you.

Iceberg: You may know me.

Titanic: You are a sucker.

Iceberg: You hit me.

Titanic: Moron.

Iceberg: Waaaaaaaaaa!

Titanic: I don’t give a shit.

Best way to kiss someone is to lick inside their mouth with your tongue a lot of times, and they will really like it, especially me!! - lizard kiss+ french kiss= SloBbY Kiss.

Thanks for learning and getting advice.

Also, don't be such a horny one!

Have you heard of dideys?

Dideys balls fit in your mouth.

Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?

But that's just my opinion.

Little Jonny, what you like airplane? How? Because you fly fast and jump high.

You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?

Me: I don't know.

You: Are you sure?

Me: I don't know.

You: Okay.

"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"

Why did Mom cross the road?

To kill you!

What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?