You jokes

If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???

Why did your parents abandon you?

Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."

"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."

Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.

OMG, you wanna hear a joke?

Nah, I don't care.

You signed up for football, but you're no good.

Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"

I saw three people online on this site... Hope you guys will commit suicide tonight.

What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?

I like you!

What do you call a dirty Mexican?

A chulo.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."

Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?

Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.

Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

RX XD INBOUND!

Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?

Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.

How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.

Hi guys, I’m so so so bored. My point is, does anyone have time for chatting tomorrow, around 12:00 or so on? Guest list included:

1 Gwen

2 water sharky

So on and so on.

We can talk about Reddit or just other things. Thank you. 😀

Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?

Gemini, it is you who is trying to start such a big mess for no reason. I never said it had a charm or a lead roll. I just want love and spread kindness. PS: I use my brain. I use it all the time, just for your information. I just hope we can be friends.

Best, Gwen

Women are like marshmallows because they're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.