Vegan teacher jokes
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 馃幎 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 馃幎
Chandler-馃幍 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 馃幍
Mr. Beast- 馃幍 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 馃幍
Miss Kadie - 馃幍 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 馃幍
Kids- 馃幍 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 馃幍 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
Ms. Katie: I heard about a Vegan baby.
Mom: Here鈥檚 your Happy Meal.
Ms. Katie: That鈥檚 not vegan, did you trick me?
Kids: Yeah!
Ms. Katie: That鈥檚 it, little baby Jimmy, I鈥檓 giving you shaking baby syndrome!
Mom: Please don鈥檛 hurt my son.
*Ms. Katie shakes Jimmy*
Mom: I鈥檓 secretly a cop, and you are arrested.
Mrs. Kadie, I heard about this Mr. Beast video about veggie burgers. I hope that you didn't trick me again.
Mr. Beast: Today we're gonna be eating a hot tender burger.
Mrs. Kadie: OMG he didn't say vegan!
Viewers: HAHAHA we tricked you!
Mrs. Kadie: That's it Mr. Beast, we're gonna pour blood on your face!
Mr. Beast & Chandler: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!1!
Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.
Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.
Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.
Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.
Pastor: You deserve to die.
- I attack
A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
Teacher: Kids, what does a chicken give you?
Students: Eggs.
Teacher: Very good. Now, what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon.
Teacher: Excellent. Now, what does the fat cow give you?
Kids: Homework.
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 馃グ馃グ馃グ