There are three states you don't mess with when trying to take over the United States:
Alaska because they have three times more guns than people because of the bears.
Texas because, well, it's Texas. Where else have all of the guns been going?
Lastly, Florida. Florida is the absolute definition of Trigger Happy Redneck.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is that if anyone tried to invade the US, they'd have a tough time in Alaska 'cause of all the guns (more guns than people, thanks to the bears, lol). Then there's Texas, which is basically Gun Central. And finally, Florida, which is full of trigger-happy rednecks, because, well, Florida is just Florida. BTW, you know that your prefrontal cortex is not fully developed until you are 25 so you are excused for not getting it.
watersharky
You forgot South Georgia! Cause in Georgia we use guns as walkin canes!
Yeetus
Literally everyone down south has guns. Florida, Georgia, Alabama, South Carolina, Mississippi, Texas, and whoever else I didn't name. Your all a bunch of god damn trigger happy rednecks!
King tut tut
yeah cos to be a someone who loves guns makes one a redneck Good one.