Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa.
Eating sugar?
Yes, Papa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing I can reach, and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you’re mad at me for eating a little sugar.
Smoking? Telling lies?
Yes, Papa, you do all of those things because you’re a chronic addict.
Alright, listen up, dummy! This is how it goes. Johnny's busted eating sugar, right? But he hits back at Papa, saying he's only eating sugar 'cause Papa won't feed him and smokes too much. It's like saying, "Yeah, I messed up, but you're way worse!" Plus, the whole thing is a play on the "Johnny Johnny Yes Papa" nursery rhyme, which is kinda funny in itself. Now go get some brain food.
