You jokes

Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?

Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.

Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.

Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!

Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*

Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.

Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.

If your sisert makes you 100% mad, slap your siert.

Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.

I did a walk today and had dinner 🍴 night time to do you a good dinner 🍴 night and dinner 🍴 night. I love 💕 was the chicken 🍗 I had to go get dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night time to be good to get a night sleep 💤 night night fun day tomorrow.

Love you.

What time is it when you get home and you can walk, walk? Eeeeeew!

What time is it when you get home, and you can walk, walk home and walk, walk home from?

What's the difference between an egg and a wank?

You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank.

Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.

Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.

Son: No way, you can’t see him though.

Mom: God!

Son: What?

Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).

Son: Also because I’m John Cena.

Mom: Where, where’d ya go?

John Cena: Hey, Mom.

Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.

Why are you gay?

When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.

So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"

Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.

Two tourists climb a mountain that utters certain doom.

One tourist falls down. The tourist that's still on the mountain says, "You ok down there?"

The other tourist says, "Can't I just rest in peace?!"

My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.

I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!

What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?

De-feeted (Defeated)

Someone is talking about you behind your back, make a run vhaleka.

Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?

If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.