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What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.
It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.
Your mama.
Why don't you see any more fat Chinese men?
Because the last Chinese man was in WW2.
You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?
They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?
An old man walks in a forest with a child, and the child says, "It's dark, and I'm scared." The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk out alone."
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
You look tall for being 432,450 miles tall!
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!
Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.
A school shooter enters a kindergarten classroom. Little Timmy says, “He’s my daddy!”
The teacher, Mr. Mortez, screams. Little Timmy then says, “Mr. Mortez, my daddy says you’re a big fat whale and he wants to roll you all the way to Canada!” *pushes Mr. Mortez* Little Timmy says, “Hail f**king Canada!”
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?
You have 10 to live.
“Wait, as in 10 minutes?”
10, 9, 8...
What do you call a gay guy on fire?
LGBBQ
You should watch Ryan ToysReview because he's not mean; he's a very nice boy.
Why do you think China should have a baseball team?
They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.