You jokes
Someone is talking about you behind your back, make run "vhaleka."
Um, please do not swear, there is no need. Could you maybe just find clean jokes?
Dear Gwen,
Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!
TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!
BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!
Please comment good or not! Irdc!
What did a cat say to the dog?
"I will kill and eat you hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheeehehehehehehehe"
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
*guitar solo*
Memes
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mustache." "Mustache who?" "I mustache you a question, but I'm shaving it for later."
Pewdiepie: I am the best YouTuber ever!
T-Series: Go away you f***!
39, 41, 43, AK, 47, AK-47. You get it? Lmao.
I will mummyfry you!
What did I say to you? You suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, boiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
A prostitute walks in the bar, and she goes up to the bartender and says, "I just made $100 and 5¢ sucking dick." The bartender says, "Who gave you the 5¢?" The prostitute says, "They all did!"
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
L: you
You: 😂
If you play Minecraft too much, you belong to the streets.
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
Kid goes to the kitchen.
Mom: What are you doing here?
Kid: Just checking out the knife.
Mom: So you've chosen death.
You're so small you went surfing on an ice lolly!
My friend: “Vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon.”
Me: “Hey, did you kno-“
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.