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What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
What does a pillow say when you live for a week? "Don't forget me!"
Mother: We need to talk about sex...
Jason: Oh, sex, tell me what do you wanna know.
Jason had a big whooping from his mother and big spanking from his dad.
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What do you call a black guy on the moon?
YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!
What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!
So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"
What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"
How can you tell if a gay guy has a high sperm count?
Chew when you swallow!
If you thought other puns were bad, wait till you sea mine.
You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.
You thought his puns were bad, wait till you sea mine!
You suck!
Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.
You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
A man (Ameenya Sheed) texts another man (Bob) and said,
"Hi, I'm Ameenya Sheed."
Bob: "You're not in my shed because I don't have one, but I have a garage. I don't think you're in there."