Your welcome

I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor

I hope youi have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain

Yo mama so fat when step on a scale it say to be continued

I hope you forget your password to something only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.

I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit

I hope every time you watch youtube, you get 30 second unskippable ads

I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk

Why can't Orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home base.

what can Jump the highest? Emo kids some are still in the air