I’m about to tell you the funniest joke I heard:
Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls emergency services. The operator then hears the problem and says, “Well, let’s make sure he’s dead.” A shot is then heard. The other guy says, “Ok, now what?”
Did you laugh?
Alright, listen up, nimrod. So, these hunters are in the woods, right? One of 'em kicks the bucket, and the other one calls 911. The 911 dude is like, "Make sure he's dead." So, the hunter shoots his buddy to make double-dog sure he's a goner. Then he asks, "What now?" It's funny 'cause he took the instructions way too literally, which is pretty much what you do every Tuesday, you cotton-headed ninny muggins.
Anonymous
No that's not funny, that's deranged and sick.
Noice
horrifying!