Urge Jokes

Sometimes i have this incredible urge to grab a child from school and yell

"IM YOU FROM THE FUTURE"

My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke

I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.

Her husband prepares them l a romantic dinner. The wife tells her husband about her desire for it. The husband was clueless about such acts. So, the wife tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay underneath her naked in the reverse missionary position. She starts thrusting with his meat inside of her and starts waiting for him to thrust along with her thrusts. However, the husband didn’t know what to do, so he just laid there. Suddenly the wife had an urge to pee, but held it in because her husband’s joystick was right inside her. She loses control after a while and lets one drip out. The wife apologizes profusely and continues thrusting her husband. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another drip of urine run down the husband’s schlong to his pelvis. The husband throws the wife from the couch, gets up, and says,

“Honey if you think I’ll be screwed by you for more of that, you’re out of you’re mind.”