Dying Pedophile

What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. It's saying you're a dying pedophile. Now, I know you're not the sharpest crayon in the box, but even you should understand that's not a compliment. Based on the type of joke you like you have a sad sense of humor!