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Ten Inches

    • Alicia: I said no already, quit it. You are thirsty, leave me alone creep.

    Nathan: I wanna sex YOU.

    Alicia: I LOVE DICK bud, you're *WEIRD*.

    Nathan: WE-WE

    Alicia: WEE-WEE?

    Nathan: YES YES YES LETS FUCK NOW TAKE them panies off u said yes well in french but u said yes

    Alicia: U tricked me I ain fucking u

    Nathan: *SEX ME!! BITCH SEX ME OH PLEASE SEX ME SEX ME* *screaming saying it*

    Alicia: *WEIRD*

    Nathan: Dick ten inches and i geuss u cant call me *10 inched big long dick nathan* your lose

    Alicia: WHAT NO.... wait? 10 inches yess

    cauh!.cauh! ummm umm long dick goood unmmm couh coun ccccchhou

    nathan: why do i have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy

    cuugh umm

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    • Explanation

    • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This Nathan dude is down BAD, begging Alicia for some action. But Alicia ain't having it... until she hears about that 'ten inches,' and suddenly she's all in. Then Nathan wants to put a chicken wing in her... This is a weird story that should not make sense to you since you don't have friends.

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    • this kind of mental illness doesn't just pass away so easily... :D

    Disparate Sea Cucumber

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