You jokes
Hi, how are you doing?
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
What do you call cringe?
You.
What do you call an infant with no legs?
Ground beef.
Memes
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
You you you like like like like my joke nooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."
My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?
What do you call the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones!
The date is April 1st.
Somebody asks you what you are doing.
“I guess you could say I’m... fooling around ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)“
What time is it when you cannot do anything?
Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?
He was all right.
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!