You jokes
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?
Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.
Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!
Q: What do you call a magic owl?
A: HOOdini
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
What do you call a cow?
A cow!
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey, sugar!
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.
Q. What do you call a hooker in a vegetative state? A. A thot incapable of thought.