Trans woman jokes
How do you get a trans woman to commit suicide?
Use he/him pronouns on him.
How do you affirm a trans woman's gender?
By kicking him hard in the balls.
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
How do you get a trans woman to commit suicide?
Use he/him pronouns on him.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
A transgender woman with cancer of the tits only has to pay for half the operation.
My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.
Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
Community talk
as a trans woman I think we should kill all straights and hang them up in the city by their balls. It would be very empowering to us marginalized WOMEN.