Dining at the Hochspreizener

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The Schönes restaurant has a great atmosphere. Order a counter and pay Tari, or Eich super made sure food and drinks stayed upright.

The historic gastronomy of the Hochspreizener, however, is even better. The lasagna is delicious and the rest will be waiting for you for days. Microwave effect. War is great.

This company is not cheap and the methods are excellent.

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Listen up, simpleton. These are bad German puns that got butchered by a machine translator. You wouldn't get it because you think a microwave is a gourmet appliance, which is exactly why you're stuck reading this instead of doing something productive with your room-temperature IQ.

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