Year Jokes

What does a 100 year old pornstar and the white stripes have in common? Icky Thump

What do 7 year old girls want? To be ate!

What is a peados favourite time off year Halloween because they get free delivery

Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains, how many have you derailed this year

Me: Sorry boss, it’s hard to keep track

A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: mom next year for the carnival can I dress up as a princess? the mother replies: why? you don't like the ice lolly dress from the last year?

I, am Thor. And next year, I will be five

What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid? Father's Day

There is this boy in my year , he is in a wheelchair so I kicked a football at him and pushed him and so then I shouted ROCKET LAUGE

If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.

Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh. he never had kids because he comes in the chimney.

I forgot you cant make depression jokes outside of twitter lmao my coworker was like “you ready for this year to be over?” I was like “im ready for this life to be over” he was like bro what

this guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named how to commit suicide he never returned it

remember 2000 it was scary

What does an orphan have in common with a 80 year old women “there parents will never come back

There’s 365 days in a year orfans have 363 because they don’t have a mother’s or Father’s Day

What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class.

"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year couldn't you"

Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕