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Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that??
My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!
My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that If you ever feel useless...
Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, Trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with...
the Taliban
Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months? Answer: The box said 3-5 years!
What does the suicidal person say on New Years? "New year, no me"
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First of all, If a Woman Sue's Bill Cosby for Drugging & Rape 50 Years ago, & She Could still remember it, IT COULDNT HAVE BEEN ALL BAD
Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven't seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said "Oh no! i forgot the cereal!" then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
Doctor: you don't have long to live. 10... Patient: ten what? ten years, ten months? Doctor: 9... 8... 7...
It was the year 1912, I was in the SS. titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
Q:What do burger King and michael Jackson have in common
A:they put meat on five year old buns
Micheal Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture..Tonya says.."I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3 year olds"
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When my dad left he said he would bring back the milk but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him and he said "I used all the milk to make your sister"
What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.
