Y do orphans have 363 days in a year
because they don't have a mother's of farthers day
Q: What do you call america in a year A : A Wasteland
1:My grandpa died last year 2:What kind of cancer? 1:He was hit by a bus! its called bus cancer
A 60 year old man said his wife called him a paedophile the other day, strong words for a 6 year old
Why does a chicken cross the road
To poop and pee in the potty
From My 6 year old sister
Whats the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year ? Because he sexually kids 😂
Q:How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A:all your home work and the Rubix cube u spent a year on and still can’t solve it is solved🤓🤓🤓🤓
(A scientist time travels into the year 2024) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store?Silly daddy
Steven Hawkings had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to pc world for repairs.
20 years of sex in the dark, the wife finds out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says, "Explain the dildo, prick." The husband says, "Explain the children, bitch."
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
To become a licensed, airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
Michael Jackson went into an itallian restaurant and died, because he chocked on 9 year old meat balls.
i slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :) -Kachow!!!!!!!!!!! -LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA
My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.
It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary
the steven hawkings space telescope will be launched next year, apparently it will have four wheels and run off windows 7
why is 2020 the wors year becuse covid 19
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don't like going to school
Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey
Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
