Sandy Hook Survivor jokes
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
*School shooting happens*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*
American student: "First time?"
Warning, this is dark.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? Give 'em a Sandy Hook.
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.