Sandy Hook Survivor jokes
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
*School shooting happens*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*
American student: "First time?"
I have an EpiPen.
My friend gave it to me when he was dying.
It seemed really important to him that I have it.
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.