Sandy Hook Survivor jokes

What do you call a kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?

Sandy Hook survivor.

What do you call a kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.