Sandy Hook Survivor jokes
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
*School shooting happens*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*
American student: "First time?"
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
Today, my mom gave me a lecture on how to stay safe during school shootings. When my brother walked past, my mom asked me a question: "What do you think of going through kids' heads during a school shooting?" That's when my brother came back downstairs and said to me and my mom, "Bullets." We don't talk about this anymore.