Year jokes

Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?

A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.

This is two heads.

Deaf. "Deep water." ""

- "78 years."

Are you interested again? ""

"If you go ... you are there."

"No. 85 is good."

What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.

Year 10 English.

What do McDonald's and priests have in common?

They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.

I threw a boomerang years ago. Now I live in constant fear.

If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?

I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.

Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.

Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.

BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.

I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.

Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.

For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.

At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.

Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.

What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?

"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"

Rachel won the lottery twice in two years. Her friend Jim called her every day asking for tips on winning, just the same. Then one day, simply to get rid of him, Rachel said, "Watch two martial arts movies, eat three pieces of hard beef jerky, and pick a fight at a bar."

Jim replied with a shocked look, "That's what I do after Mr. Tugman shakes my hand too long."

I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.

DARK ALERT********

A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.

DARK ALERT********

My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.

I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.

I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Pristiano Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said, “Don’t bother sweeping him son, he’s been dusted for years.” I was shocked but not surprised.