Wine and Women Preference

This joke uses a dark comparison. The punchline juxtaposes the sophisticated idea of aging wine with a disturbing image of a woman locked away. The humor comes from the shock value and the unexpected twist of a morbid scenario.

• Woman
• Wine
• Women
• Year
• Lock
• Age

• I like my women like I like my scotch: 12 years old and mixed with coke.
• I like my dates like I like my wine... Locked in a cellar and aged for 12 years.
• I like my women like I like my chocolate. Edible.
• I like my women like I like my steak... Bloody.