Whiskey and Lover Preference

The joke makes a dark comparison between the speaker's preference for their alcoholic beverage (whiskey mixed with coke) and their supposed preference for a partner, implying a disturbing attraction to underage individuals. The humor is derived from the shocking and inappropriate juxtaposition.

• Lover
• Whiskey
• Pedophile
• Old
• Relationship
• Soda

• I like my men like I like my whiskey: Irish and put in a barrel for 2 years with barely any oxygen.
• I like my women how I like my wine: 12 years old and locked in a cellar.
• I like my women how I like my cigars: 7 years old and coming from Cuban in a burlap sack.
• I like my women like how I like my cocaine, smuggled and cut clean.