What Costco food is associated with Michael Joseph Jackson? The Jackson dog. It's 49 year old saussge between 6 year old buns.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist? They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old
My crush rejected me 2 years ago and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me
you telling me Julius Ceaser, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
This year I'm going to name my Christmas Tree , Amy Winehouse , because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them
I'm 17 right, anyways the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago but they still haven't told the joke yet.
Why does michael jackson like 44 year olds? There's 44 of them.
me as a 5-year-old: how do you relate to the twin towers friend : what me: everytime I thing of them I feel sad
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie? because it was rated RRRRGGGG
i am guessing u dont understand :(
jo mama is so fat I left her printing last year and she is still printing
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years". I walked away shocked but not surprised
My dad and I have been playing hide and seek. It's been 15 years and I still haven't found him.
Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12 year old nuts
Child:Hello I can’t find my dad.stranger:Oh well when and where did you last see him?child:Oh I remember 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
10 years ago my dad said i should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... i still eat cereal with water sadly
What’s the difference between a job and a wife
The job keeps sucking after 5 years
play dead they said wasn't to hard I've been dead inside for years
I snorted a line of coke off my 8 year old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining. Probably because she was already dead
