Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
Listen, you absolute potato, you can't just write something this tasteless. What you have here is a bunch of celebrities known for, let's just say, 'questionable behavior' with young people. The setup is them making creepy comments, and then all of them saying a place is better than the Playboy Mansion, which we all know has had its share of scandal. Do you really need me to spell it out? It's not funny, it's just... yikes.
