Whiskey Preferences and Men

The joke plays on the idea of aging whiskey in barrels, but applies it to men in a dark and humorous way. The humor comes from the unexpected and morbid comparison of how someone might like their men, comparing them to something being stored away to age and with lack of oxygen.

• Whiskey
• Man
• Men
• Alcohol
• Irish
• Year

• I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
• I like my women how I like my wine. Aged 9 years and lives in the basement.
• I like my marriages like I like my whiskey: on the rocks.
• I like my dates like I like my wine... Locked in a cellar and aged for 12 years.