Celebrity scandal jokes

What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?

"You have a great singer inside you."

Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"

Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."

Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"

I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun. Now it’s an assault rifle.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?

The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.

What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.