Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheetsđđ
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "May I have a bottle of arsenic, please?" She is shocked. "Why would you want something like that?" The man calmly tells her, "I want to poison my unfaithful wife and her lover." The pharmacist is now horrified. She said, "I can not possibly give you that. It is completely illegal and I would lose my license and be prosecuted for conspiracy and murder!" At this point the man hands the pharmacist a photo of his unfaithful wife having sex with the pharmacist's husband. She examines it then looks up at him. "Oh. I didn't know you had a prescription."
I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
When I see lover's names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
What does furrys and fastfood lovers have together? They both love hot dogs
For all the talk of Donald Trump loving America, most of his lovers are imported from Eastern Europe.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I donât find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? âYouâre the ying to my yangâ!
A good bath is like a dead lover.
You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean? Billie Jean is not my lover.
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment she starts to roll over, and in the process she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her. Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, âWhat should we do about this?â To which he replies: âWho was it?â
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love", so take that as you will.
yo mama so stupid she joined the squid game as a sea life lover bc she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins
Roses are red Violets are blue two gay lovers find out they are brothers
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store? i have to pikashoe.
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People when you lover cheats on you do this!
1. start a conversation 2 say "whats that smell" 3. They will smell around 4. Say omg it's a b**** and walk away and ignore them
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