Lover jokes
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
My hellokitty lovers <3333 (Darling)
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
"I work with animals," the man said to his date.
His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"
"I am a butcher," said the man.
A girl said she liked dogs. I called her a bitch.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
People say your body is 75% water, while mine [is] 100% full of coffee.
I breathe in African food.
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
Me: Gay puns are the best!
Also me: But I'm straight though.
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.
When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.