Chuck Norris Mirror

This joke plays on the exaggerated, superhuman persona of Chuck Norris. It flips the common superstition that breaking a mirror brings bad luck for the person who broke it and instead suggests that Chuck Norris is so powerful that the bad luck is transferred to the mirror itself. It is funny because of this absurd reversal.

• Chuck Norris
• Mirror
• Bad
• Year
• Power
• Break

• Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.
• Lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place, but Chuck Norris does.
• Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
• Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries.