Egyptian Gods and Orphans

This is a pun. It plays on the similar sound of "Anubis", the name of the Egyptian god, and "a new bus". The joke implies that Egypt is so poor that they have to sell a bus every year to make a prophet, while using the name of the Egyptian god to create the wordplay.

• God
• Orphan
• Religion
• Bus
• Year
• Economy

• Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
• Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
• What do you call an orphan who became a priest? Father-less.
• How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime? They were always using pyramid schemes!