Why are Egyptian gods orphans?
Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.
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Explanation
This is a pun. It plays on the similar sound of "Anubis", the name of the Egyptian god, and "a new bus". The joke implies that Egypt is so poor that they have to sell a bus every year to make a prophet, while using the name of the Egyptian god to create the wordplay.