Season jokes
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
How come Christmas is one time? Because it is so nice!
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter?
... S'warm!
This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
Have a good summer!
It’s Christmas. Merry Christmin. Merry Chrirismas. Merry Chrisis. Merry Chrsyler.
Teacher: What is your name? Me: Written in the stars.
Teacher: Where? Me: A million miles away.
Teacher: What are you talking about? Me: A message to the main.
Teacher: You must change your behavior! Me: Seasons come and go, but I will never change.
Teacher: Go to the school principal NOW! Me: And I'm on my way.
What is your summer name? Hot.
To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
What is fall?