When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.
What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.
It's the season of giving, so I'll be giving up!
Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?
While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off, I didn't know back to school sales were already starting
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
fall
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
Knock Knock Who's there? Susan Susan Who? Season Your chicken it's too plain!
yo mama so fat, when she passed by the tv I missed a whole season of SpongeBob
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people? Seasoned vegetables.
Q.what season can an orphan see their family tree? A.fall
if you dont get it in the fall trees have no leaves there jus empty branches like an orphans tree
my brother cant wait for spring... he wet his plants!
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color
To start off this Christmas season imma make a list of what I want, then Ima make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations ima start with the first ornament and hang myself
Ur hairline is like a fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified
"Hey I heard you were a bit dow- where's John?" "He died" "oh I'm so sorry but I got you food " (after they eat) "Hey how did John taste seasoned and cooked.?"
Yo mama so fat when she walked in the room we missed three seasons of our show
