What's a depressed kids favorite holiday.... Christmas because everything is hanging
Its the season of giving, So ill be giving up!
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off, I didn't know back to school sales were already starting
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
fall
Knock Knock Who's there? Susan Susan Who? Season Your chicken it's too plain!
Q.what season can an orphan see their family tree? A.fall
if you dont get it in the fall trees have no leaves there jus empty branches like an orphans tree
my brother cant wait for spring... he wet his plants!
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color
Ur hairline is like a fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter...
...s'warm
this name makes me want to close season instead of open it
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me
12 tap ins 11 pointless dribbles 10 fixed league titles 9 missed penalties 8-2 6 dives 500million robbed from Barca 4 ucl semi losses 3 times he blamed higuain 2 retirements And a transfer to a farmers league
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store acorns for winter so now I am dead" haha it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar and Flour.
only fortnite players will get it. where do you get salt water? salty springs
Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?
While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause' they don't have home games.
