Season jokes
When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.
What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.
It's the season of giving, so I'll be giving up!
Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?
While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
It's that time is year again!
I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off. I didn't know back to school sales were already starting.
What do tigers wear in the winter?
A striped sweater.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Why is Santa's sack always full?
Because he only comes once a year.
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
Fall
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
My brother couldn’t wait for fall, so I tripped him.
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.