Season

Season Jokes

Body

When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.

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  • Christmas

    What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.

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  • Funeral

    Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?

    While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.

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  • Incest

    The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.

    Memes

    Fall

    What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!

    Gun shop

    I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off. I didn't know back to school sales were already starting.

    Orphan

    Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.

    Chicken

    Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!

    Difference

    What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?

    Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.

    People

    What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?

    Seasoned vegetables.

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  • Mama

    Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.