When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.
What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.
It's the season of giving, so I'll be giving up!
Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?
While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
What do tigers wear in the winter?
A striped sweater.
I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off. I didn't know back to school sales were already starting.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
Fall
Whatβs the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
Why is Santa's sack always full?
Because he only comes once a year.
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
yo mama so fat, when she passed by the tv I missed a whole season of SpongeBob
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
My brother couldnβt wait for fall, so I tripped him.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people? Seasoned vegetables.
