Season jokes
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
The spotify time bar thing is a light saber when listening to star wars soundtracks
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.
Tis the season to be spooky.
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
What did Santa say to the rain? Go away!
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:
12 tap ins
11 pointless dribbles
10 fixed league titles
9 missed penalties
8-2
6 dives
500 million robbed from Barca
4 UCL semi losses
3 times he blamed Higuain
2 retirements
And a transfer to a farmers league.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
My brother can't wait for spring... he wet his plants!
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter, so now I am dead!" Haha, it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year.