Year Jokes

What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl? The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhoea when you pull your meat out

one time michael jackson had an elergic reaction from eation 12 year old nuts

remember 2000 it was scary

this guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named how to commit suicide he never returned it

I forgot you cant make depression jokes outside of twitter lmao my coworker was like “you ready for this year to be over?” I was like “im ready for this life to be over” he was like bro what

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Q: Why can kids relate to dogs? A: they are noticed for 13 years then left for noone to touch again.

Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕

If r kelly was a therapist:

14 year old: I hate my life R kelly: I feel you

Why do Orphans hates hide n seek their parents went to play hide n seek for years

Why I can’t be skinny? i hurt myself for fatting.-jenny

hello please i want gaain wait-jenny year later

what is black and white and red all over answer: a newspaper that is what my 3 year old told me 😍

And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said "Are you going to ask for directions or what?".

Who would win? The laws of the catholic church which have been affective for over 900 years

one horny henry

10 years ago my dad went to get milk he said when he got back he was going to tell me a joke. that joke better be worth it

my 14 year old daughter went shopping at grocery story - she gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist , - the cashier scanned it and replied with " ma'am this item is worthless "

A dad and son walks into a strip club the people in the strip club said he was to young to be in hear so they had to leave 10 years later they went back there. They saw a small dancer the father walked over there and said the woman looked to small to be in hear her reply was...?

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17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved they quickly resolved the threat.