Year jokes
Yo mama so ugly!
The mime broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!
"I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years."
"Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!"
"No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him."
Donald Trump travels back in time to talk to his 10-year-old self.
When he sees himself, he says, "Do you see me? I am you, but almost 70 years older."
His 10-year-old self asks him, "Am I going to be famous?"
Trump replies, "Oh yeah, I became president of the United States. Not once. Twice!"
10-year-old Donald was shocked. But he became even more shocked when he heard the next sentence from his current self: "And now take off your pants!"
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
Hey, I’m not an alcoholic! I only drink 2 times a year. When it’s my Birthday, and when it’s not...
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school, and the teacher replies, "Are you that same person who took Jimmy?"
The man replies, "Yes," and the teacher says, "Take Susie too; she's being a little bitch."
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.
One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth.
Last year, I got kicked out of the Hospital for telling COVID patients to stay positive!