Year jokes

There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.

When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.

She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"

54 students died that day.

What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?

The letter M.

Which legendary Dutch wanderer slept for twenty years, except when he got up to pee?

Rip Van Tinkle.

Year 10 English.

Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."

What do 7 year old girls want?

To be ate!

Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.

"Officer, don’t arrest me, she said she was 5 in dog years!"

Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?

Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.

Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?

Orphan: About 200 years.

When a "Baby on Board" sticker is a little faded and beat up, you know the kid is at least a year old, and the car is safe to ram.

I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night.

I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.

I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.

My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.

He can tell the future.

All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

When did Michael say, "This is it"?

2009.

At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.

What's an emo's favorite time of year?

Fall.

What is the shortest month of the year?

May, it only has 3 letters!

I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted.

I decided to go home.