Pi Years Old

Hey, numbskull! You see, pi is a number, like 3.14159 and a bunch of other numbers after that. And a year is how long it takes for the Earth to go around the Sun, which you probably don't even know. So, at some point, you were exactly that old, get it? I can't believe I need to explain this to you, you're basically as slow as a three-legged bear.