10 years ago my dad went to get milk he said when he got back he was going to tell me a joke. that joke better be worth it
Who would win? The laws of the catholic church which have been affective for over 900 years
one horny henry
My Aunt visited and saw all of the stuff around the house my mom had kept over the years and said "If you have something that no one likes, and it only makes people upset, or its useless, throw it away." the next time my Aunt visited she said "Where is you daughter?" my Mom said "I took your advice"
A 60 year old man is walking along a deserted road with a 12 year old boy. It’s getting dark, and the boy says “Hey mister, it’s getting dark and I’m scared”. The man replies, “You’re scared? I’ve got to walk back to town alone”.
What happened to the eight year old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church? The priest stopped him on the way there
What’s a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think. Man my moms going to kill me!
Whats the difference between a five year old and and a Democrat.... The five year old doesnt expect you to do everything for them. (Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Sahapiro 2020)
I like my women like a day. 20 four year olds. 24 hours of fun
Why does Jesus never vacation on earth?, because he traveled down about 2,000 years ago, got with some Jewish chick and their still talking about it
I finally got my wife to shut up.Who knew all I had to do was bury her alive all these years ha! try telling me to get my feet off the couch now karen!
A 28 year old woman, Olga, in Meshchovsk, Russia took justice into her own hands when a 32 year old male robber, Viktor, decided to rob her salon. She tied him, feeding him only Viagra, having sex with him over and over. After a few days, she released him after he stated he learned his lesson and wouldn't go to the police. He lied and went to the police anyways. Both were arrested.
After his sentence was over, Viktor sat down to speak to the local news. The reporter asked Viktor, "How was this whole ordeal?" Viktor replied, "I've had better."
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
What’s the coolest thing about having a 12 year old friend... You get to meet Chris Hansen!!!
IN memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the jackson Chocolte ice cream, it is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week and it said 2-4 years on the box.
Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon
Technobable's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above)
