Year jokes

Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?

Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.

You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.

What is a paedo's favourite time of year?

Halloween because they get free delivery.

You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.

Any 8 year old: Sus!

Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!

What do 7 year old girls want?

To be ate!

What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?

Father's Day.

I see 6 letters in "the past."

I have 2020 vision.

I see 7 letters in "the future," I have 2021 vision.

How many victims does Shaw have?

We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.

A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"

The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"

One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.

Five years later, he came back and left again.

I am Thor.

And next year, I will be five.

There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.

When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.

She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"

54 students died that day.

What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?

The letter M.

Year 10 English.

Which legendary Dutch wanderer slept for twenty years, except when he got up to pee?

Rip Van Tinkle.

Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.

(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?

No?

Well neither did she.

Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."

My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.

He can tell the future.