Year jokes

My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.

Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.

Her: Prove it.

Me: (opens freezer)

Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?

In case they get a hole in one.

"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....

In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?

Coronavirus and toilet paper.

Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.

I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.

What month of the year has 28 days?

Answer: All of them.

Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.

A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.

He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.

He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

Three years later there's a knock at the door.

He opens it and sees the same snail.

The snail says, "What was that all about?"

Batman: I’m vengeance.

Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.

Batman: ...

Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.

"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.

"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.

3 Years Later,

"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."

Your mum eats cabbage.

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

My mom loves balls.

But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.

Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.

Next day:

Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?

Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.

The dad sulked for 3 whole years.

Proof that words really can hurt.

My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.

I told him my dad never came back with it.

Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.

I've been looking for my parents for years.

For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.

Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.