Year

Year jokes

Mom

    • Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

    So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

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    Friend

    • If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.

    Orphan

    • "Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.

    "Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.

    3 Years Later,

    "I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."

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    Parent

    • My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.

    Source

    • According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:

    1. What was your income for the year?

    2. What were your expenses?

    3. How much have you left?

    4. Send it in.

    Surgery

    • But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!

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    Dad

    • My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.

    I told him my dad never came back with it.

    Parent

    • I've been looking for my parents for years.

    For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.

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    Intruder

    • When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"

    Me: "Oh hell nah"

    Luck

    • Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.

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    Goodbye

    • I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.

    Marathon

    • I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."

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