Year jokes
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"
Me: "Oh hell nah"
But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!
Memes
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
Man, everybody's birthday is this year! 🤦🏽♂️
Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.
No, what did you get? Older.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.