Year

Year jokes

Luck

Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.

Goodbye

I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.

Marathon

I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."

Golfer

Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?

In case they get a hole in one.

Memes

Time travel

"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....

Body

Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.

Her: Prove it.

Me: (opens freezer)

Bucket

What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?

He kicked the bucket.

Wordplay

This is 15 first-year treating a swan.

Students return: "Without payment?"

The word "I die with many important problems."

Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"

Hairline

NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.

MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.

Hairline

This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!

Time

I traveled through time to get my dad back.

I failed because I was 1e21 years off.

Babe

Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?

Sex

What’s the best thing about sex with 119 year olds? There are 100 of them.