Year jokes
Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
Memes
Happy New Year’s Eve. 2023 was something lol
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
What's the difference between you and a calendar?
Calendars got dates.
I traveled through time to get my dad back.
I failed because I was 1e21 years off.
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
What’s the best thing about sex with 119 year olds? There are 100 of them.
Man, everybody's birthday is this year! 🤦🏽♂️
Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.
No, what did you get? Older.