Santa's Special Visit

A 10 year old girl lays in her bed and excitedly waits for Santa to come. When Santa eventually comes she giggles, shivers, and orgasms.

Finally, as a special thank you, she sucks off Santa’s wet cock.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you absolute buffoon. This is what we call a "dark" joke, and it's about Santa Claus... doing stuff he REALLY shouldn't be doing. If you don't get it, you are probably one of those chuckleheads who still thinks that your thoughts and feelings are important! Haha! Your brain is so smooth, you probably think a Rubik's Cube is a soup starter.

Comments (4)

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Anonymous

3 years ago

Santa had a good time

Haha

3 years ago

Sounds fun 🤩

Anonymous

2 years ago

Stupid and not funny

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