Dog Years Defense

Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke here is that the person is trying to avoid arrest by claiming the girl they're with is actually much older when you convert her age into dog years, which is a silly way to try and weasel out of trouble. You know, kinda like how you try to weasel out of doing chores by saying you're "allergic" to work? Newsflash: being lazy isn't an allergy, it's just a character flaw. You're welcome.