What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Nobody
Mother, father and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie. During dinner time: Father: Son what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: okay! okay! I watched porn dad. Dad: what? you watched porn? you are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 yrs of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: started to laugh and said "sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
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What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie
Wanna hear a joke?
me
Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to 10 trees