You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing? A: A knife has a point
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point. The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."
I GOT a job as a pencil sharpener I would tell you about it but you wouldn't get the point.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!
What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says "Okay I'd like you to point to wherever it hurts". So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says "Here. Ow." She then pokes her arm and says "Here. Ow." She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say "I know what's happened to you." "What's happened to me??" The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, "You have a broken finger."
Im at my happiest point in life im dating someone thats autistic, and i was just saying i needed someone special in my life.
Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.
I tried writing with a dull pencil the other day, but there was no point.
Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C:... You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife? one has a point.
My friend: you ever feel like life is pointless *drives faster* Me: yea- My friend: if you could die with one person who would it be? *speeds up more* Me: H-hey you should slow down! slow down slow down! were about to-
Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."
What do you call a arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument
A knife has a point
what is the point of buttchinns? To catch flies
there was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was? she said well son do you see that guy over there across the road, go give him a high-five. Son said but I can't see. mom said that's the point
