Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce. The divorce lawyer says to Mickey: "Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because she is crazy" to which Mickey responds: "I'm not divorcing her because she's crazy, i'm divorcing her because she's f**king Goofy.
An American woman married a British man. On their honeymoon, the British husband said, ̈You look like a million pounds! ̈ The wife divorced him.
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
Dad: Hey son wanna here a joke?
Son: Sure thing, dad!
Dad: Your mother and I are getting a divorce. She found out that I was sleeping with the neighbors dog!
Son: I don't get the joke, dad.
Dad: It's my life son! My life is the joke.
My wife left me for an Indian guy. -- I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce.
an orphan is like marriage. the kid is always the reason for divorce. the kid always the reason for his parents leaving him
what makes a nuke and divorce the same?
it only takes one of each to end your life.
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, "Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce."
Women are like Gernades you pull the ring and BOOM house is gone
what do you call a cup with a handle?
a mug! HAHA ha... my parents just got a divorce :(
If there is a divorce in West Virginia Are they still brother and Sister?
My mother really hates my dad for some reason. Maybe it was because he cheated on her, or maybe because it was her mom. Either way it really ruined her birthday.
WELCOME TO THE FAST FOOD DIVORCE CENTER WHERE YESTERDAYS LIES ARE TODAYS FRIES
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off.
If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?
Why are wives also called a housekeeper? Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
2 Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier, they put in their names her name was he gay and his name was shi A ho
Tony's wife had a divorce with Tony, she says she wants to be an independent woman
Day's later Tony's wife had an accident, guess who's crawling back for help 💀
