Airplane Parachutes

  • There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about President Joe Biden being a sneaky dude. He took the little girl's backpack instead of a parachute so he could have an extra one. What a maroon! If you were in that airplane, Explain bear would share his parachute with you but, probably not.

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  • trump would have jumped no question forgetting to grab his backpack and that will be the best day ever. bc was the girl from cheating

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