The Stig


A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

schools be like “dRuGS arE BaD” then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours