Want to watch Titanic? No, I'm not on board for it.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting, first America lost both of its towers but now England has lost its queen
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So we stopped playing chess.
Why are americans bad chess players?
They lost 2 towers
what is the difference between a emo kid and a cutting board
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear. Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him. Go on, so what did you do with ship them?
My bumper sticker says:👋FORMER BABY ON BOARD
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee? They don't know what a house is.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floor board don't worry he was just going through a stage
What do you call a committee of emo kids? A cutting board!
What do you call a flat chest emo girl?
A cutting board.
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
When a "Baby on Board" sticker is a little faded and beat up, you know the kid is at least a year old, and the car is safe to ram
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
life is like a game of chess, i don’t know how to play chess
Did you hear the passengers on the titanic invited yo! Momma and the titanic crew said man over board
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers
What do you call a white board that is dirty? A dirty white board.
i was in cooking class and my teacher said - does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?
me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
long story short the teacher understood the joke and now we are both in daily therapy 😭💀
