Board Jokes

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting, first America lost both of its towers but now England has lost its queen

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So we stopped playing chess.

There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear. Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him. Go on, so what did you do with ship them?

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floor board don't worry he was just going through a stage

Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns

i was in cooking class and my teacher said - does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?

me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.

long story short the teacher understood the joke and now we are both in daily therapy 😭💀