The Jackson Dog

In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, you simpleton, let me break this down for you. You're out here posting jokes online, probably in your mom's basement, which is okay, no shame. The joke is playing on the idea of Michael Jackson's age and the age of the children he was often around. It uses innuendo to suggest the age of the sausage and the buns. Get it? Because 'Jackson' and his... associations?

Comments (1)

Anonymous

11 months ago

These are from the internet, and with a name like explain bear, I think you are also hiding in your mom's basement, with nothing else better to do, than defend a dead pedophile

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