What does the suicidal person say on New Years?
"New year, no me."
What does the suicidal person say on New Years?
"New year, no me."
The humor here comes from a dark play on words. Instead of saying 'New year, new me,' which is a common phrase expressing hope for change, the suicidal person says 'New year, no me,' indicating they don't plan on being around for the new year. It's a morbid twist on the usual new year sentiment.