What does the suicidal person say on New Years?
"New year, no me."
New Year, No Me
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Explanation
The humor here comes from a dark play on words. Instead of saying 'New year, new me,' which is a common phrase expressing hope for change, the suicidal person says 'New year, no me,' indicating they don't plan on being around for the new year. It's a morbid twist on the usual new year sentiment.