New Year, No Me

The humor here comes from a dark play on words. Instead of saying 'New year, new me,' which is a common phrase expressing hope for change, the suicidal person says 'New year, no me,' indicating they don't plan on being around for the new year. It's a morbid twist on the usual new year sentiment.

• New Year
• Year
• Suicide
• Life
• End
• Resolution

• You wanna hear a suicide joke? Nvm, it didn't make it.
• What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
• What do suicidal people do in their spare time? Hang out.
• Why can't you kill a depressed person? Because they are already dead inside.