i told the emo girl that i bet shes jealous of the hanging lights in the gym
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.
A depressing but satisfying victory.
I bet you $12345678901234567890 that you didn’t read that number and you didn’t notice that a put a letter in it, no i didn’t but you went back and looked didn’t you.
Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.
Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.
i bet a disabled kid on a wheelchair that if he could catch me ill give him 1000 dollars he said deal and i went upstairs
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
My doctor said "you have 1year to live"
I said " you wanna bet"
Bam a gun shot
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk (goes to the store grabs milk) as I grab the milk I thought hey I bet I can repeat her life twice
If you bet on Russian roulette even if you win you still lose
A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven year olds. The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says yay i i got me a full house.
Why are orphans so bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house looks like
what did the adopted poker player say ? will you raise me
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did to!
I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 off a bet
They betted $100 that they won’t crash when they went through the twin towers
I want an almond-flavored biscuit. Amaretti? You bet I am!
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake ... It was a bittersweet victory
