Many years of sex in the dark.
The wife finds out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says, "Explain the dildo, prick!"
The husband says, "Explain the children, bitch!"
Dildo Disclosure and Paternity Dispute
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you dumbass. You see, the husband was usin' a dildo for years, and the wife got pissed. She demanded an explanation, callin' him a prick. But the husband flipped the script and demanded she explain the existence of their kids, implyin' they ain't his. You probably don't understand the implication that the wife was also unfaithful.
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