I wa finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve. Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.
whats the one thing me and the new years ball have in common
its not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this new years
What does the suicidal person say on New Years? "New year, no me"
🎆 New Year's Eve
Lil Johnny👦: „Every year the same, people always have to start banging before midnight“
Mom👱🏻♀️: „Johnny, would you please leave the bedroom now?“
Dad👨🏻🦰: „Son, if you don't leave, it‘ll bang on your head!“
Happy new year 🥳
It's getting near midnight and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
Happy new years 🍆🍑🍆🍑
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o clock on new years. First kill of the match
All terrorists like starting a new year of with a bang
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
What's different between you and me I have a plan for this new year. So long suckers. Keep scrolling.
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