Kobe and Traffic

Okay, Ginny Fats, let's break this down for you. You see, you are not very smart. You think Kobe Bryant actually made a decision to not wait in traffic? The joke implies Kobe, a famous basketball player, somehow managed to bypass traffic like he's above it all, but in reality he is dead and obviously isn't doing this because he is dead. It's ironic and sad, you should get it. It's like saying he's so awesome he doesn't have to deal with normal stuff.