The judge asked me "How does 5 to 10 years sound?" I said "Sexy."
I usually hang up halloween decorations,
but this year imma be the decoration.
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6 year old in the trunk of my car.
My Friend- Why does Santa look like that? My 15 Year Old Friend- He has secateurs cancer... Me- I heard its cause he comes once a year. *-Everyone Looks at me-*
I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. -- But he's still making fun of me.
What do Macdonalds and Priests both do? They both put their meat between 10 year old buns
Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a padophile however I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8 year olds
A woman went out on a date and said “I’m thirty one with the body of a sixteen year old” the man responded “wanna show me?😏” the woman took him back to her house and opened her freezer and said, “take a look”
whats the difference between McDonald's and a priest
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.
22 remember that 18 year old girl I set u up
with no
Why not To old
I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement .
More cops died from covid than anything else last year hahahaha
They should have shot covid instead of Tyrone on the microphone lmfao
The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?
H: *walks into bedroom* Why are you packing your bags?
W: I heard in New York women get paid $400 for what I do for you for free.
*Later that day*
W: *walks into the bedroom to see husband packing his bags* What are you doing?
H: I’m going with you. I want to see how you live off of $800 a year.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on fathers day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.
