Year jokes
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...
Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both.
My dad and I have been playing hide and seek.
It's been 15 years and I still haven't found him.
Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.