My initials are K.M.C
Which could also stand for Kill Main Character.
Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.
I’m writing an autobiography.
i was going to write a corny joke, but those are a bit to EAR-itating
I tried writing with a dull pencil the other day, but there was no point.
All these jokes are pen-ful to read.
So there was a kid named Bobby, and he was writing notes. He asked his mother, who was on a phone call, what is one plus one? She said I HATE YOU. Then he asked his brother what is 2 + 2, who was watching a Batman movie, said, NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN! Then he asked his dad what is 4 plus 4, who was playing football, said 85 SMACK EM DOWN! Then he asked his sister 8+8, (she was playing with barbies), and she said, My buns are burning. Then he went to school and told her teacher the first note he wrote down. The teacher sent him to the principal’s office. The principal yelled, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! Bobby said, NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN! The principal yelled, HOW MANY SPANKINGS DO YOU WANT?! Then he said, 85 SMACK EM DOWN! Then he walked away from the principal’s office and said, my buns are burning.
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations? Be there or B2
I brought a new pen that can write underwater, it can also write other words.
I was going to talk about your chin but i wasnt sure which one to write about.
I want to write some Jokes about unemployed people, but non of them Works
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Why did the pen stop writing? CAUSE THE PEN WASNT VERY DEPENDABLE
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler? “Oh my god put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
What did the pencil say to the sharpener?please grind me!
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.
The rest of them will write Perl programs.
I had to write an essay about africa and I failed cause I plagiarized the hunger games script
I hate writing dwarf jokes but I Normally keep them short
My sister says I’m annoying , or that’s what i read in her diary.
I wrote an essay today about africa and I FAILED even though i wrote a perfect rendition of the hunger games storyline
Wanna hear a joke about paper, Never mind, its tearable.
Did u know a erasor on a pencil slowly dies of your mistakes and did u know your actually supposed to live for 25 min but every time u breath resets time
