Wanna hear a joke about paper, Never mind, its tearable.
Did u know a erasor on a pencil slowly dies of your mistakes and did u know your actually supposed to live for 25 min but every time u breath resets time
How are orphans like broken pencils? Neither of them have points.
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil.... But it’s quite point less
I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil but now it is pointless
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
Why did sally fail her final exam?
Because she had nothing written down.
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!!
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot. Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral”? No? Shame, it was real fun
If this gets 10 comments 9 (i dont care about likes) i will write a four page easy and post it and its up too u guys what its about
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
Answer; She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper
I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.
What do pigs and ink have in common? They both go in a pen
My pensil sharpener broke so now my pensil is poinless.
my sister said im stupig todah and shes the on whu wrot dis
